Well, well, well.
Summer has come and gone in the blink of an eye! And for that, I am grateful. Haha! I don't mean to put a damper on your day, but summer is definitely un-fun. Especially since all of my friends I enjoy spending time with are all on missions or they decided to work. So there was me, stuck at home with nothing to do, for four months. That is the definition of boring. Even though I entertained myself at the beginning of the summer with a few games known as "Banjo Kazooie", "Banjo Tooie", and "Donkey Kong 64"... I beat those in a matter of weeks. So, there I was, once again... Stuck at home with nothing to do.
However...(Insert epic music here) I did do several insanely fun things with the dear friends I love! OHHH I LOVE THEM!
This summer I experienced my first trip to Seven Peaks Water Park. And let me tell you... I will be going there again! But (insert "dun dun dun" theme here) I will NOT be going down the Boomerang water slide backwards... ever... Again...
Aside from almost dying on a large water slide... I also had my first trip to Tuachan Theater in St. Geezy, also known as St. George! And what did we see?? None other than the stage version of TARZN! minus the "a"... 1 thing about St. George. It's hot there. BAHAHA!
And I already blogged about my San Diego adventure where we Drove Down Dem Dusty Roads.
When I say "summer", what do you automatically think of? ...... If you said, "Chicks in Bikinis" you are absolutely WRONG! Perv.
Summer makes you think of COUNTY FAIRS YA'LL! And let me tell you... Cache County Fair has prime pickin's for (not to sound racist or anything) Mexicans and Sluts! (sorry if this offended you... But if it did offend you, TOUGH!) Boy oh boy are there lots of Hispanics and Sluts in the great Cache County... Not to mention all the Hispanic Sluts walking around. That my friends, is a double whammy.
All in all, even though this was the longest summer I ever had (lit'rally... it was 4 months instead of 3), it zoomed by just like that! *snap* But I move back to the place that I truly belong on Thursday! AH! I can't wait! Sophomore year at ye ol' Snow College shall prove to be victorious! Even though 59.36% of my friends I made will not be there again... I'll just make new ones. And even though 7/7 of my roommates are strangers to me, I hope they'll be better than last years...... In the words of my Wolfpack, "We Hate Tate..."
I need some sort of thing to let people know I'm finished. Karina has "FRG" at the end of hers... But I don't want to steal that idea for Dr. Albino... Plus, if I wrote "DA" everyone would think I'm part of Dumbledore's Army and such, and people can't know that I really am....
You've just witnessed thoughts from the mind of Derek Sorensen, and I approve this message.
(yeah, I literally just sat there for 15 minutes thinking of that... But I like it, so that's the new out-ro.. Crap, that means I need an Intro)
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