It's the most wonderful time of the year!

Hey, Hello, and How you doin!?

Well it's that time of the year again! COLLEGE!!!!!!!!!!!!! And clarify how even cooler it is... Snow College. Yes oh YES! Snow College is where I belong on this place we call Earth. And that's all there is to it. Snow College has my heart... no really, it has it and I want it back...

So I moved myself in on Wednesday! EPIC I tell you. I was the first to move in, which means I have spent the last 3 nights sleeping in a room all by myself. The first night = Haunted/No Pillow. The second = Crappy Pillow. The third = Jurassic Park/Staying up till 1:30 blogging. Yes. 3 nights down and 200 and something to go! And can you say "Party every night?!?" ..... (In a Dora the Explorer kind of tone) VERRRRRY GOOOOOOD!

Also, I am a start smart mentor/de-mentor/menturd/demented/minator. Yeah. Legit.

Also, 3 of my roommates have moved in. Trevor, Jake, and Cap'n Cam. I think we're going to get along! WOOO! I'm relieved to know my first year of college was when I had my bad roommate experience. *knock on wood*

ALSO! I love how my theater peeps are moving in! OH I LOVE EM!

Well, I'm tired and am not going to lie.... I'm sick of Blogging. GOOD NIGHT WORLD!

You have just witnessed thoughts from the mind of yours truly... And I approve this message.

How to Properly Reminisce Summer

Well, well, well.

Summer has come and gone in the blink of an eye! And for that, I am grateful. Haha! I don't mean to put a damper on your day, but summer is definitely un-fun. Especially since all of my friends I enjoy spending time with are all on missions or they decided to work. So there was me, stuck at home with nothing to do, for four months. That is the definition of boring. Even though I entertained myself at the beginning of the summer with a few games known as "Banjo Kazooie", "Banjo Tooie", and "Donkey Kong 64"... I beat those in a matter of weeks. So, there I was, once again... Stuck at home with nothing to do.

However...(Insert epic music here) I did do several insanely fun things with the dear friends I love! OHHH I LOVE THEM!

This summer I experienced my first trip to Seven Peaks Water Park. And let me tell you... I will be going there again! But (insert "dun dun dun" theme here) I will NOT be going down the Boomerang water slide backwards... ever... Again...

Aside from almost dying on a large water slide... I also had my first trip to Tuachan Theater in St. Geezy, also known as St. George! And what did we see?? None other than the stage version of TARZN! minus the "a"... 1 thing about St. George. It's hot there. BAHAHA!

And I already blogged about my San Diego adventure where we Drove Down Dem Dusty Roads.

When I say "summer", what do you automatically think of? ...... If you said, "Chicks in Bikinis" you are absolutely WRONG! Perv.

Summer makes you think of COUNTY FAIRS YA'LL! And let me tell you... Cache County Fair has prime pickin's for (not to sound racist or anything) Mexicans and Sluts! (sorry if this offended you... But if it did offend you, TOUGH!) Boy oh boy are there lots of Hispanics and Sluts in the great Cache County... Not to mention all the Hispanic Sluts walking around. That my friends, is a double whammy.

All in all, even though this was the longest summer I ever had (lit'rally... it was 4 months instead of 3), it zoomed by just like that! *snap* But I move back to the place that I truly belong on Thursday! AH! I can't wait! Sophomore year at ye ol' Snow College shall prove to be victorious! Even though 59.36% of my friends I made will not be there again... I'll just make new ones. And even though 7/7 of my roommates are strangers to me, I hope they'll be better than last years...... In the words of my Wolfpack, "We Hate Tate..."

I need some sort of thing to let people know I'm finished. Karina has "FRG" at the end of hers... But I don't want to steal that idea for Dr. Albino... Plus, if I wrote "DA" everyone would think I'm part of Dumbledore's Army and such, and people can't know that I really am....

You've just witnessed thoughts from the mind of Derek Sorensen, and I approve this message.

(yeah, I literally just sat there for 15 minutes thinking of that... But I like it, so that's the new out-ro.. Crap, that means I need an Intro)